I am not a Miley Cyrus fan. I just needed the song title. You’ll see in a moment.
Week 2 of trying this running thing is not quite done. I will need to do a catch up day tomorrow. I must say the feeling of “this might be easy” went away once my run/walk time switched by 90 seconds. I want back on the Couch Couch to 5K app!!!!
I had a “big” realization this week while jogging. Due to my funemployment stress weight gain (hey, you gotta eat everything you can while you still have $$$) I faced a problem I’ve never had in my 24ish years of life.
I have big boobs.
There I said it. Actually, after running/walking Monday and trying to keep the girls under control, I called Farm Boy and had this conversation.
Me: ”I have gigantic boobs!”
Farm Boy: “Congratulations!”
A man of few words. Why I like him.
This realization that not only am I tippin the scales a bit, but I finally had big boobs was coupled with another problem. I had lifted a kids bicycle in and out of my truck about 5 times. This left me with chest pain, but I couldn’t be sure. Maybe it was the big boobs, maybe it was a heart attack from having to clean up 4 y.o. poop pants. Either way I was freaked out. So I did what anyone would do. I called my mommy.
There was just one thing to do. Go buy a TaTa Tamer
I had never shopped at Lululemon before. In fact, for years I thought it was called lulumon like it was Jamaican or something.
I was also under the impression it was only for yoga fanatics and expensive. I got the expensive part right.
After some googling I decided the TaTa Tamer looked like the best bet for my not so little problem.
I could give you lots of details that you don’t really need to know (like how I played eenie meenie to pick which color to buy, or how I overheard the sales dude telling a girl to go check on me because he doesn’t like selling the bras…weirdo. oh yeah in case you didn’t already know my super power is hearing everything-watch yo words).
In the end, I left happy and I tried it out the next day while running around after 4 kids and then on a treadmill. I give it 4 1/2 stars (I subtracted a 1/2 because fastening it was a yoga twisting exercise all by itself).
I highly recommend the TaTa Tamer to keep everything in place during your workout.
Miley obviously can’t be tamed
What is your favorite workout wardrobe piece?