Teacher Barbies, I have sad news.
I have a virus. It is called Spring Breakitis. That’s right people. It is almost SPRING BREAK!
This is a serious condition from which I might not recover.
This is the time of year when testing is king, children get mean, and I’m not looking so lean.
You know Spring Breakitis has struck when:
You eat Frosted Mini Wheats for dinner every night and tell the boyfriend, “I’ll go grocery shopping over spring break.”
You realize it is time to start taking home the 6 coffee cups that you’ve accumulated in your desk.
You text your friends only to say you are too tired to talk, and call me in two weeks.
You leave the laundry in a pile…you can wash it all over spring break.
You start shoving all that ungraded work in the recycling bin.
You say things like, “I know I have this horrible headache and my face is twitching, but I’ll go to the doctor over spring break.”
You answer ever child’s question with, “You do whatever you think you need to do.”
You start playing with silly putty to keep from going Abby Lee on someone!
As you can see, I’m in need of a Teacher Barbie Break
I’m thinking Spring Break Barbie…Cabo anyone?
or Spa Day Barbie…I’ve been thinking of ditching the Katy Perry hair and going blonde again!
Though I’ll probably just end up being Couch Potato Barbie
Time to watch The Trashlorette and catch up on Revenge ladies!!! (BTW is this Barbie wearing Crocs?!?)
Which means I should probably be a Trashlorette Barbie
“We have such a great connection, the couch and I.”
Do you have any spring break plans or spring break ideas!?
Other than desperately trying to catch up on my 5K training, I will probably spend at least two days playing with my blog layout after I learned so many tricks on Blogelina (a cool name!). That must make me Tech Barbie.
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