I have a confession. I have planned in advance not to wash my hair. I am too tired after spending 7am to 8pm at school today to explain all the details why, but if I don’t explain a little this post will seem even more silly. I’m silly. Sleepy silly.
I do this quite often though.
I don’t know why I’m confessing about my dirty hair.
I have a dirty hair scale I’ve created in my mind. Like a rubric for all my Teacher Barbies out there.
It includes things like…
What time of day did I was my hair yesterday or today? (The later the better)
Did I eat in any restaurant that made my hair stinky? (Greasy Spoon joints like Jim’s or Mela Indian food)
Did I put my hair up in a bun during planning and now have a giant crease in the back of my hair?
Can said crease be hidden by putting it back in a bun?
Can simply braiding or pinning my bangs back cover it up?
Does anyone give a *@#$? (No)
See all the decisions that go into washing hair?!!?
I have complicated the situation by cutting bangs again. I LOOOOVVVEEEE chunky bangs. One problem. She didn’t cut mine chunky enough. They are very 2nd grade cute cut, not hippy 70′s wannabe cut.
Bangs get durty. Fast. I notice this more now that I am Katy Perry brown.
Good bangs day for Katy
Dirty bangs day perhaps?
Using cleavage, I mean flowers to distract us from your dirty bangs?
I love Katy Perry.
Have no fear friends. I will not be stinkin up the place too badly.
I know it is best not to wash your hair everyday, but to help I use THIS STUFF!!!
I highly recommend it (and you can find it at Walgreens and Target)!
And because I haven’t LMAO enough today, you must watch this kid sing my favorite Katy Perry song (Yes it has been around a long time…still funny to me) Why didn’t he download the lyrics!? lol
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I need to work. I’m too tired.
Maybe tomorrow I will tell you about the fun stuff we did tonight at our Ancient Cultures Time Traveling Event! I don’t know why I capitalized all that.
Anyone else have funny hair secrets?